Does your child chew on their hair? Many kids -- and even some adults -- constantly have their hair in their mouth. See figure 1 and figure 2
Fortunately, there's a better way to satisfy this nutritional need! Introducing HAIR POCKETS!
It's exactly what it sounds like. Hot Pockets filled with all natural, 100% organic human hair.
Perfect for anyone with the following symptoms:
Nervous habits or anxiety
Oral fixation
Pica
Hair is delicious
Absent minded and whimsical ever since mom's suicide
Here's our early estimate on the nutrition information, though it's tricky. Turns out that humans can't really digest hair! Still, I did my best to estimate calories and pdv. I'm not a scientist but I got pretty close I think:
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