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Hair Pockets TM

Writer's picture: Tiffany ArdTiffany Ard

Does your child chew on their hair? Many kids -- and even some adults -- constantly have their hair in their mouth. See figure 1 and figure 2


A drawing of a kid with hair in her mouth
fig 1 Child Chewing on Hair

Phoebe from friends spits out her hair
fig 2. Adult chews on hair

Fortunately, there's a better way to satisfy this nutritional need! Introducing HAIR POCKETS!

It's exactly what it sounds like. Hot Pockets filled with all natural, 100% organic human hair.

Perfect for anyone with the following symptoms:

  • Nervous habits or anxiety

  • Oral fixation

  • Pica

  • Hair is delicious

  • Absent minded and whimsical ever since mom's suicide


Here's our early estimate on the nutrition information, though it's tricky. Turns out that humans can't really digest hair! Still, I did my best to estimate calories and pdv. I'm not a scientist but I got pretty close I think:





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