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Tiffany Ard
Jul 14, 2024
Hand Sanditizer
I want to make gel with sand in it and sell it in stores with a label on it that says Hand Sanditizer. The cleansing power of real sand...
Tiffany Ard
Jul 10, 2024
Free Disney Shuttle
I've always wanted to do this one! First I would need to purchase a luxury van. Early in the morning I will drive to all of the hotels...
Tiffany Ard
Jun 30, 2024
Hair Pockets TM
Does your child chew on their hair? Many kids -- and even some adults -- constantly have their hair in their mouth. See figure 1 and...
Tiffany Ard
Jun 29, 2024
Homeopathic labels for water bottles #1
Homeopathy works on the idea that "like cures like" and that diluting a substance creates stronger effects. So if you were suffering from...
Tiffany Ard
Jun 26, 2024
Cold pizza delivery
Thanks to our patented De-heat-ening technology, we serve your FAVORITE kind of pizza -- nice and cold, fully cooked, ready to eat! Our...
Tiffany Ard
Jun 26, 2024
Bacon O Matic
Everyone loves bacon, but cooking it is a messy hassle that takes too long. Now you can have instant gratifiBACON with the Bacon-O-Matic....
Tiffany Ard
Jun 26, 2024
Emergency shoes for parents who just need to get out the dang door
Every parent knows the struggle of herding their young children out the door. We do our best to stay positive and upbeat with little...
Tiffany Ard
Jun 21, 2024
Rotisserie Pillow Cooling System
This revolutionary device will give you CONTINUOUS access to a cool side of the pillow.
Tiffany Ard
Mar 9, 2024
Tater Swift
I feel like this one doesn't need a lot of description.
Tiffany Ard
Oct 15, 2023
Massage Therapy Dogs
This one is Kevin's idea. If a dog is really aggressive and cannot be rehabilitated, this is a humane alternative to euthanasia. Under...
Tiffany Ard
Oct 15, 2023
Fake Urgent Care for Kids Who Prob Just Have Gas
Have you ever frantically rushed your very definitely gravely ill child to an ER or clinic only to have them instantly perk up and feel...
Tiffany Ard
Oct 15, 2023
Uber but it's my car
Often I don't feel like driving, but I don't want to get stuck somewhere without a way home. I own my own car, so it seems silly to have...
Tiffany Ard
Oct 15, 2023
Urn Alternatives for People with Fraught Relationships
This one is dark, and I'm sorry but my brain thought of it and I don't have control over that. This would be custom items such as...
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